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PostPosted: 14-Feb-2002 18:21    Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1 Reply to topic Reply with quote

2-14-01

Love is a many-splendoured piece of ****:

He’s in a prolonged love affair- with himself.

Girl 1: Wow! Your boyfriend just gave you a red rose! Do you know what that means?!
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s cheap!

Irony: When you’re young, your heart being on fire means love. When you’re old, it means that the barbecue
sauce was too spicy again.

Q: What does the phrase “Endless Love” mean?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder are playing tennis again.

(Hmmm.... I kinda ran outta funny here.)
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PostPosted: 14-Feb-2002 19:24    Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1 Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ran out???? You haven't even got started...

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PostPosted: 15-Feb-2002 18:09    Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1 Reply to topic Reply with quote

Just wait until next Thursday. That's when I'm going to do some of the jokes that I bumped from yesterday's for not matching the theme.
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PostPosted: 18-Feb-2002 22:45    Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1 Reply to topic Reply with quote

A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street when they see the redhead's boyfriend in a flower shop buying a bouquet of flowers.

The blonde says; "Isn't that your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies in a angry tone; "Yes, and he's buying me flowers."

The blonde confused by this asks; "Why are you angry that he's buying flowers?"

The redhead replies; "Because when he buys me flowers he has expectations. I don't want to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says; "Don't you have a vase?"

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PostPosted: 20-Feb-2002 15:54    Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1 Reply to topic Reply with quote

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ICER falls out of his seat laughing. Now that is funny

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