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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2005 09:26    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*to Delta*

You fool, no fire should be brought near local drinks, many have rocket fuel in ...

*water strikes SD, ... falls into the darkness ... there is light at the end of the tunnel ... and hard floor too*

Bleurghh...

*SD gets rid of too much water in his mouth*

Oh my head hurts... short circuit of the mind...

*After two failed attempt SD is on his feet again and mechanically stagers to nearest towel*

*after drying off*

Hey we are in the Bathroom!


[ This Message was edited by: Sleeping Dragon on 2005-08-08 09:27 ]
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Rudel Gurken
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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2005 14:28    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Michael is sitting in the sad remnants of the rubber-pool. As he stands up and walks to the nearest towel-holder a high squeak can be heared! After drying himself, he seems to be searching for something in his pockets. With a sigh he pulls out an oil-can and begins to grease his arm!*

"Remind me next time to take a cavity-detector with me when I go to Mordel´s!!"

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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2005 15:04    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

I doubt that it would help, Vagabond would use Angel ECM to disable the detector and mimetic armor to hide the trap.

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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2005 17:23    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

-wipes his armor off-

OK, next time someone bring an ascension gun with a triple lenght cord. I doubt vagabond can dig that deep without collapsing the bar.
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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 01:23    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ok! Then I´ll try a simple stick to test the ground before stepping on it!

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 02:09    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*croak*

Now i know what it means when they say "Drink like a fish"

*spitting water out of his mouth*
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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 07:51    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-08-09 01:23, Rudel Gurken wrote:
Ok! Then I´ll try a simple stick to test the ground before stepping on it!



Two words: Remote control!

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 07:55    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

But only cable-controlled!
I think Vagabonds Angel ECM would jam radiocontrol too!

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 08:05    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

The ECM can be programed to leave some frequencies alone and there are other simple solutions like string, or the trap can be built for certain weight.

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 08:25    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ah, I understand! I thought you´re talking about a sort of remote controlled "pit-trap-finder"!

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 08:47    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

No, I was still talking about how to get Michael in the Pit even if he tries to avoid it. Lurch, or 'Raven' from our waitress are other, more nasty variants.


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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 09:45    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Another, smaller flushing sound is heard, and teh Squigg walks out from one of the stalls, completely dry, as if he alone hadn't been flushed out of the hole.*

What? I don't like getting my uniform wet. Oh, don't go in that stall for at least 2 hours. It ain't pleasant.

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 12:47    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Raven whistles as he walks down the street. He looks both ways and notices a brand new spiffy command vehicle on the sidewalk. "Haven't noticed that before!" He moves forwards then stops suddenly.... his face clouds over and he mutters. "He dared to park in BOIL's parking spot! Something must be done!"

Turning, he heads into the B&G and quickly notices a bunch of wet people. Shaking his head he walks over to Talen and points at him. "BOIL will get their parking space boy-o!" Finally he turns and looks for Vagabond.

Seeing him he hands him a packet of blue papers. "Mr. Vagabond," he says, drawing himself up in an official capacity and fixing his tie, "I am hereby informing you that your patent for the pit trap has been denied due to Patant Law Book 843795, Chapter 4345234, Sub-Chapter 8, Paragraph 15, Sub-Paragraph 45, Footnote 17, Sub-Footnote A. Which reads: 'Pit traps, or any invention mimicing such a device, as to be determined by the Pit Trap Committee from the 3rd Tier of the BOIL organization, shall not be copyrighted due to the pocesstion of BOIL copyright AY63-V18994-GH311 (x) of the Intersteller Copyright Office.'"

Raven stops reciting from memory and then grins, "Any chance for a beer?"
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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 13:38    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*between sixth and seventh attempt to get himself to dryer condition again*

Hi there!

*looks on the rest of B&G staff*

From what I see it seems that you are one of old regulars here.

*returns to drying off*

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PostPosted: 09-Aug-2005 15:02    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

BOIL?

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