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Vagabond
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 05:24    Post subject: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

PIT TRAP!
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Sign: YOU ARE FALLING
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Sign: YUP, YOU ARE STILL FALLING
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Sign: ARE YOU GETTING TIRED YET?
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Sign: WE THOUGHT SO...
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Sign: WARNING: SUDDEN STOP AHEAD
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Sign: WE WARNED YOU!
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*THUD!*

*You see a sign posted on one of the four smooth cement walls of this small yet very deep pit, which luckly contains a bed, a fully stock frig, and a holovid, that says:*

Welcome to the BnG Pit Trap [Trade Mark Pending.]

Please sign-in in the book as we know who you are anyway, and We hope you will enjoy your stay


[ This Message was edited by: Vagabond on 2005-07-22 05:25 ]
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Emmy
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 05:36    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ow. *rubs a now sore bottom end*

*shouts up to the giggling Vagabond up above* Meanie-head! No wonder you impatiently led me in this direction... I am far too gullible... *throws her shoe in his direction, misses, gets bonked on the head by her own shoe* I know where you live, bucko!

*whimpers* Lonely down here...


OOC: Good thing it has a fully stock frig... though a fully stocked fridge would be better
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 05:52    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Hears the pit trap being activated, pitys the poor soul who didn't hide in their furniture-fort while the food-and-rubber-band war is going on*

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Vagabond
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 05:55    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

ooc- the simple fact you viewed it means that you are now at the bottom. One of the joys of the BnG is that time needs not proceed normally. *laughs evily*

EDIT: Which means that you can enjoy both posts independent of each other, but the simple fact is: you are at the bottom.


[ This Message was edited by: Vagabond on 2005-07-22 05:59 ]
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Vagabond
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 05:57    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-07-22 05:36, Emmy wrote:
Ow. *rubs a now sore bottom end*

*shouts up to the giggling Vagabond up above* Meanie-head! No wonder you impatiently led me in this direction... I am far too gullible... *throws her shoe in his direction, misses, gets bonked on the head by her own shoe* I know where you live, bucko!

*whimpers* Lonely down here...


OOC: Good thing it has a fully stock frig... though a fully stocked fridge would be better



Laughs Maniacly

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 07:50    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

OOC: Viewed? Viewed what? Didn't see a thing. Nope. Not me. Nuh-uh.

Anyway...

IC: *Is glad he made that rubber-band rope. Whips out his Swiss-Army-Can't-be-a-knife-so-let's-go-with-Nerf-ball, and switches to the grappling hook-launcher attachment*

Be out in a jiff!

*Attaches the rope to the grappling hook and launches it up to the lip of the pit, hooks something, and climbs the rope to freedom*


[ This Message was edited by: Warhammer: 3025 on 2005-07-22 08:03 ]
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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 07:54    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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*Thud*

*nearly misses Emmy*

TY S8H@EJ§E (I don't want to translate whole string of delicate words released upward)!

OOC: How deep is that pit?

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 15:32    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Oafman gets up off of Sleeping Dragons head.*

Thanks for breaking my fall. I will make sure the coordinator knows of your service.

*Oafman looks around for a bit. He then looked in the mirror and saw what he saw, took the saw and sawed the table in half. Oafman then takes the 2 halfs to make a whole and crawls out through the hole.*

*from back above the pit trap Oafman yells down*

Just be creative to get out of this one.

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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 15:52    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Squiggy looks around, grabs a pen out of his pocket, a pice of chewing gum from his mouth, and takes off his left shoe.






"What? I ain't McGuyver!"

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 16:01    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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stares around and nods at emmy squiggy and SD well any one got any ideas

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 18:21    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-07-22 07:54, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
OOC: How deep is that pit?



ooc- Deep enough that most common attempts such as grappling guns and ropes have failed in the past. In addition, the fall should technically kill you but then it wouldn't be any fun.

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 18:22    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

ooc- you think it is that easy to remove yourself from the BnG Pit Trap? oh no no no. You have to be creative.

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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 19:30    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Creative? You want creative? *throws her shoe at Vagabond again and does not miss this time*

Aw. Now I only have one shoe down here... *throws her other one at the nearest sign* Stupid signs.
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 19:49    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Creative... creative... hummmmm... *thinks*

*attempts to dig nails in wall and climb up*

*gets up three feet and slides back down again, with nails still attached to wall* Ow. Okay. Bad idea.

*Begins digging through backpack*
Hair brush, food, screwdriver, oxygen mask, stuffed toy... now how did that get in there? Holovid, duct tape, electrical teapot, gaming console, fluffy white feathers, fluffy yellow feathers, fluffy pink feathers, bird toys... Aw, I miss Mellie. Chewed up items of clothing... Okay maybe I do not miss her as much as I thought... tissues... geez I have a lot of junk... nothing useful... ah, soap... some of this stuff might be useful if we are stuck in here for too long *climbs into backpack* Wow, this backpack is a little bigger then I thought... There has to be something useful in here! *continues looking*
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Kalo Osis
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PostPosted: 22-Jul-2005 20:29    Post subject: RE: It is another day in the BnG.... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*THUMP!*

*Ground shakes*

*Cursing overtly about freebirth, an angry Kalo stands up and brushes off his Star Commander uniform*

"What freebirth trickery is this!?"

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