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PostPosted: 19-Sep-2006 17:11    Post subject: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

**chihawk walks from Mordel's office with a sheet of paper in his hand. He walks over to the bulletin board, staring at the half-inch deep papers tacked to it. After a few moments of obvious disbelief he removes the board from the wall, walks to the door, and tosses it out into the street.

Almost on queue Vagabond emerges from the men's room on roller skates with another bulletin board, and without even slowing hangs it perfectly on the wall before chihawk can even walk back to the what was empty wall. Vagabond quickly returns to the men's room.

chihawk walks back over to the empty bulletin board, and before he can even speak Vagabond re-emerges from the men's room with a box of thumb tacks, and places it in chihawk's outstretched hand as he skates to a stop.

chihawk takes one thumb tack and places the sheet of paper on the board, walking away. Vagabond reads the paper quickly, utters an almost inaudible "uh oh", and quickly skates back to the men's room.


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WANTED
One Cook's
Assistant

Due to Deadfish's combat related absence Mordel's Bar & Grill is looking for an assistant to take over his duties while he's listed as missing in action.

Interested parties must be brave, daring, willing to work very long hours, and be willing to work for very little compensation or credit.

An ability to cook is suggested, but not required.

Applications and resumes should be sent to chihawk.


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PostPosted: 19-Sep-2006 18:30    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Reads the new note...

Walks away shuddering and murmering something about "Grey Meat (TM)"*



Note: Grey Meat is a Trademark of Mordel's Bar & Grill and is reused here just because I damn well feel like it

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PostPosted: 20-Sep-2006 03:44    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*After reading the note SD returns to his regular seat and starts to write something. The paper he puts on the board looks dirty and torn but you can clearly read:*

Announcement:

Are you searching for a new cook for B&G? Well, good luck

*I think that you know SD too well to be really surprized...*

Heh, I would like to see the fool who'll take the work... well I think that I would use some money... Eh?

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PostPosted: 20-Sep-2006 06:04    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2006-09-20 03:44, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
*After reading the note SD returns to his regular seat and starts to write something. The paper he puts on the board looks dirty and torn but you can clearly read:*

Announcement:

Are you searching for a new cook for B&G? Well, good luck

*I think that you know SD too well to be really surprized...*

Heh, I would like to see the fool who'll take the work... well I think that I would use some money... Eh?



**chihawk snaps his fingers to attract Lurch's attention, points to the new note on the board, and then at SD.

Lurch walks over to the baord, tears down the newly placed paper. He then walks to the table SD is sitting at, grabs him by the collar, and tosses SD through the bar's picture window. Lurch then returns to his post**

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PostPosted: 20-Sep-2006 07:33    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Winces as SD crashes into the leg of one of the parked heavy mechs outside.*

Methinks I'll retire for the night.

*Wanders over to his private booth where he closes the privacy curtain and falls asleep stretched out on the bench seat.*

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PostPosted: 21-Sep-2006 04:20    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*SD slips in, avoiding Lurch as much as possible*

Heh, no would be sufficient.

*Than with lightning speed SD reattaches the note to the board, grabs his sword from the shelf and departs through the window again...*

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PostPosted: 21-Sep-2006 06:53    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Dead-Fish calmly walks out of the kitchen and pins another note neatly under the previous 2*

***********************************************
addendum To Cook\'s assistant position


in addition to the previous requirements the following must also be met:

*ability to work independently for \"extended\" periods of time

*proficiently with knives in both the culinary and self-defense capacity

*ability to properly operate and mantain comercial grade culinary equipment

*have signed the Non-Disclosure agreement and release of liability agreement forms. (available at the bar)

Skills not required but favored

*experience handeling hazardous compounds, flora, and fauna.

*BS or MS degree in Xenobiology

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*Dead-Fish then turns arround nods at the the barkeep and dissappears back into the kitchen*

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PostPosted: 21-Sep-2006 14:57    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

**Broken voice with some metal echo comes from the outside**

I think that this changes the situation a little.

*As you may see, SD landed in a heat sink exhaust - head first*

OOC: If you wander how it is possible for SD to know than you can blame all the warning systems SD placed around the kitchen door.

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PostPosted: 21-Sep-2006 22:20    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2006-09-21 14:57, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
OOC: If you wander how it is possible for SD to know than you can blame all the warning systems SD placed around the kitchen door.




Or not.

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PostPosted: 22-Sep-2006 09:17    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

I don't remember anyone disassembling the barricade built after Kodiak vanished, but if you don't like the idea that much

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PostPosted: 22-Sep-2006 16:16    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

Seraph is still staring in shoke and awe at the apparition that appeared from the kitchen area.
"Wow, I've been coming here for a couple years and that is the second or third time I've ever seen him."
Motioning to the departing Dead Fish.
"I thought he was a myth."

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PostPosted: 22-Sep-2006 16:37    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2006-09-22 09:17, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
I don't remember anyone disassembling the barricade built after Kodiak vanished, but if you don't like the idea that much



Think about it. Dead-fish just walked out of the kitchen...kinda hard to do if all that stuff was still there

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PostPosted: 22-Sep-2006 18:47    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2006-09-22 16:16, Seraph wrote:
Seraph is still staring in shoke and awe at the apparition that appeared from the kitchen area.
"Wow, I've been coming here for a couple years and that is the second or third time I've ever seen him."
Motioning to the departing Dead Fish.
"I thought he was a myth."



*Vagabond points to the corner*

'No! That Leprechaun riding the Unicorn is a Myth. Deadfish is just a minor legend.'

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PostPosted: 23-Sep-2006 04:03    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

The stuff just blocked path if something tried to rush out. There is an easy path in and out since we expected the rescue team to go in, but I left a few things there to alert me when there is some movement (No there are no advanced electronics involved, only a ball that rings when it rolls.). You know, the great gray matter panic...

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PostPosted: 23-Sep-2006 04:41    Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Something like horse whinny comes from the outside followed by a deep voice*

Doohn't yohu think that Ii'll looohs you from siight yohu shhmall ghhreen slink.

Ahh, leave me be, I don't have any gold for you horse brain, so pike off...

Noouh, haand oover yhoour goould.

Aw man

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