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Seraph
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PostPosted: 28-May-2005 12:50    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Thanks Kiris. Oafman's absent for a bit. (family stuff). So we can make fun of him all we want.

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PostPosted: 28-May-2005 20:57    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

You can huh? I am back from my brief vacation.

Come sit down for a while Kiris, I just ordered up a bottle of Saki for our table. (in another thread I think)

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PostPosted: 28-May-2005 21:35    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Which is why you watch what you say...you never know whos behind you...
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PostPosted: 29-May-2005 11:41    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

You've got funny tan lines too.

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PostPosted: 29-May-2005 12:26    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Weird tan lines? What were you doing? Getting kinky on the beach?

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PostPosted: 29-May-2005 19:49    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

No he was digging a ditch....



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Kiris65
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PostPosted: 31-May-2005 19:28    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-05-28 20:57, Oafman wrote:
You can huh? I am back from my brief vacation.

Come sit down for a while Kiris, I just ordered up a bottle of Saki for our table. (in another thread I think)



domo arigato Oafman-san...glad to be back...I was missing the old joint and drop by to say hello to everybody.

Anything exciting happened while I was gone?

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PostPosted: 01-Jun-2005 04:15    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

*bows slightly to his superiors*

Some people came in, some left and came back, nothing unusual. At least I think so.

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PostPosted: 01-Jun-2005 10:04    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

A few annoyances are finally gone. There was a rescue mission for the cook (still do not understand why). Other than that not much. We now have a few new regulars.

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PostPosted: 01-Jun-2005 15:35    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

I heard something about food uprising in the kitchen (the food tried to overthrow the cook and annex the kitchen ). Heard this one?

Draconis soldier was caught standing above dead Davion soldier on neutral ground with bloody katana in his hands. He was released after he explained that it was just an accident. Davie lost balance on slippery ground when Kurita soldier cleaned his sword and then he fell again and again ...

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PostPosted: 06-Jul-2005 01:57    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Tactical Handbook of Lyran Tankers:

What do you do if you have been targeted by an enemy Aerospacefighter in open terrain?

Set turn signal right and turn left!

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PostPosted: 06-Jul-2005 13:43    Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. Reply to topic Reply with quote

"Please stop yelling at me. Haven't you seen torn off control stick before?"

Outworlds alliance cadet to his instructor during his first flight.

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