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SaberDance
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 Posted: 21-Apr-2005 21:56 Post subject: Jokes around the table. |
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I heard a good one today.
In the Federated commonwealth, we have to factions, the evil and the stupid. Usually, they don't get along. But when they do, they get us laws which are stupid and evil.
They call it bipartisanship.
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bladewind
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| Posted: 21-Apr-2005 23:22 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I had a good joke about the Comstar and Wobbies. But later i was caught by some ROM agents and i vow never to speak about it again.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 22-Apr-2005 16:00 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Ha!
(laughs)
Friend of mine had a grreat joke about Chancellor Liao. Haven't seen him in weeks.
(glances around nervously)
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Oafman
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| Posted: 22-Apr-2005 20:20 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Speaking of...
What do dead people and chocolates have in common....
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They both come in boxes.
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| Posted: 22-Apr-2005 23:14 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Terrible. 
[ This Message was edited by: Warhammer: 3025 on 2005-04-22 23:14 ]
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 01:41 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Wow.
I bow before the master.
I thought only I could make such absolutely terrible jokes.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 07:07 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Ha! I'm full of bad jokes. A Fedrat walks inot a bar with a chunk of ferrocrete uunder his arm. He says, "Barkeep I'll have a beer and one for the road."
(chuckles)
Dare I do more?
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Seraph
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 07:08 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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-edit- double post
So here's another!
A Drac is walking down the street with a bag under his arm. His friend comes up and says, "Hi, how've you been? What's in the bag?"
The Drac says, "This? It's a bottle of Sake I got for the Coordinator."
The friend says," Good trade."
[ This Message was edited by: Seraph on 2005-04-23 07:10 ]
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Oafman
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 08:55 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Two Capellans walk into a bar....
You would ahve thought that the second one would have learned from the first.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 12:44 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Barkeep! Something stronger. I shall be forever in pergatory for bringing this up!
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bladewind
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 14:42 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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pour me one too. Cheers to the people with bad jokes ! 
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Seraph
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2005 20:58 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Two Comstar adepts are sitting on a bench in Chicago on Terra. One says to the other, "Which do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?"
The other replies, "Why the moon of course. I can't even see Florida from here!"
It's funny if you know Terran geography.
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StarRaven
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2005 00:51 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I'm afraid that even knowing geography doesn't help that one.
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bladewind
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2005 10:00 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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hey what ya guys trying to imply ?!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2005 11:19 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I heard that coordinator actually collects jokes about him, ... with those who tell them.
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