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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
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 Posted: 07-Apr-2005 07:54 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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*Eats peanuts too.*
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
Ya Rl'yeh!
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cain
Blighted Sun Battalion
1st Company
"Ralgith's Renegades"
Lieutenant
Joined: 10-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 329
Location: Canada
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2005 10:01 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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*repeated peanut barrages wake the slumbering drunk who sits up in time for the for a walnut on a return trip*
ow beebles who authorized the use of walnuts ow ow ow
*gets rebounds of peanuts *
never mind return fire
*beebles and Cain lay down covering fire for the new kell hound warrior*
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Beebles
Kell Hounds
Lieutenant
Joined: 12-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 209
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2005 12:09 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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Well, It was wallnuts or orbital peanut bombardment.
*tosses a peanut in warhammer's general direction, but misses flies out through the open window.
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2005 14:34 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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The windows open? I thought they only opened when Lurch tosses somebody out. 
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Festina Lente!
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
Posts: 180
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2005 14:35 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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On 2005-04-07 00:40, Vagabond wrote:
*vagabond walks out, his metalic toed boots clanking on the floor, holding two of his MMT MK3 Revision 2s, one in each hand, and levels the Dual barreled guns at Warhammer.*
BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP!
*four of vagabonds patented marshmellow rounds impact into the little usurpers chest. Each round exploding upon impact and covering warhammer in gewy melted marshmellows.*
That is my job, sunny boy.
*vagabond then spins about, his trench coat flying open, as he grabs two repeating handcrossbows and fires 10 peanuts in rapid succession, 2 each at: Seraph, Beebles, Parafighter, Staraven, and Oafmen.*
I am Mr. Referee beware my wrath!
*Vagabond dives back down the hall as return fire starts heading his way.*
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Dodges Vagabond's fire and loads his mug with various nuts and using his arm and mug like a catapult launches nuts at high speed at Vagabond.
Orders a PPC.
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00
Posts: 1744
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2005 19:21 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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(noticeces Oafman in a speculative stance and procedes to peg him with cashews)
Take that!
(grabs a basket off a nearby table and hurls the contents after the fleeing Vagabond)
What the?
(the BBQ hotwings bouncee off beebles shoulder spraying him and cain with BBQ sauce)
Dang nabbit! I think I just upped the ante.
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
Posts: 1856
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 00:39 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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*Having finished eating the stuff off his clothes, reaches into his bag for more marshmallows, but stops. Begins throwing opened packets of ketchup and BBQ sauce, splattering condiments all over several people. Proceeds to hide behind his super-sized Slimer doll*
*Is still nekkid*
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
Ya Rl'yeh!
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AlexxKnight
Federated Suns
Colonel
Joined: 11-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 787
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 08:49 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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On 2005-04-07 00:40, Vagabond wrote:
*vagabond walks out, his metalic toed boots clanking on the floor, holding two of his MMT MK3 Revision 2s, one in each hand, and levels the Dual barreled guns at Warhammer.*
BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP!
*four of vagabonds patented marshmellow rounds impact into the little usurpers chest. Each round exploding upon impact and covering warhammer in gewy melted marshmellows.*
That is my job, sunny boy.
*vagabond then spins about, his trench coat flying open, as he grabs two repeating handcrossbows and fires 10 peanuts in rapid succession, 2 each at: Seraph, Beebles, Parafighter, Staraven, and Oafmen.*
I am Mr. Referee beware my wrath!
*Vagabond dives back down the hall as return fire starts heading his way.*
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:: Alexx reaches beneath his jacket and pulls out two round pineapple shaped objects. He Yells out: "I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice," he tosses first one fragmentation peanut grenade down the hall after the fleeing Vagabond and a second into the center of the room, showering everyone else with peanuts. ::
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 09:30 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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I really should stop throwing peanuts. A casual toss keeps escalating to a full fledged food fight.
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
Joined: 04-Jun-2004 00:00
Posts: 976
Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 11:55 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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No worries i started this when i forcefed Jymset...
*looks around*
Seems to have disappeared..
OOC:Yeah i know he quit.. working it in..
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 14:43 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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I think I saw him duck out the door when Vagabond came out with the marshmallow gun.
It is a good thing this place is built with ferro-crete. I wouldn't want one of these mock battles to do too much damage.
*Oafman tries to clear the peanuts from the back of his shirt.*
Man that is annoying.
By the way, Warhammer put your nuts away and get dressed. 
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
Posts: 180
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 15:08 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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Leaves and comes back with a 3 way pipe (long at one end), 2 industrial size bags of peanuts and several compressed air tanks.
Attaches one bag to the top, the air tank to the bottom and aiming the long end at Alexx
launches a stream of peanuts at him.
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
Posts: 1856
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 18:12 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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*Is physically wounded by Oafman's horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE joke. Returns the favor by chucking his entire plate of BBQ wings at Oafman's head.*
*Is somehow even more nekkid than ever before*
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
Ya Rl'yeh!
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
Joined: 04-Jun-2004 00:00
Posts: 976
Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 20:56 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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We have BBQ wings here???
Since when??? Do i even want to know?
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"My job is to keep the majority of people in this country alive. That's it. If fifty-one percent eat a meal tomorrow and forty-nine percent don't, I've done my job." - The Beast (AKA The President), Transmetropolitan
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 21:20 Post subject: RE: new guy 2 |
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On 2005-04-08 18:12, Warhammer: 3025 wrote:
*Is physically wounded by Oafman's horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE joke. Returns the favor by chucking his entire plate of BBQ wings at Oafman's head.*
*Is somehow even more nekkid than ever before*
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Aims pipe at Warhammer: 3025 and launches a stream of peanuts at him.
"Put some clothes on!!!!  "
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