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chihawk
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I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope
of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?
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Ares
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 18:54 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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....there chaste as monks? You've got to be shitting me....this would never go, but hell, it'd work.
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Kraken
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 19:41 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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www.snopes.com/rumors
This should bring you to Snope's "rumors of war" submenu, in which this concept is discussed (at the very bottom of the listing.)
Unfortuantley, it may not work like you planned.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 19:53 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Hello?!?!?!?!
It's a joke.
As in "not meant to be taken seriously".
May I suggest a sense of humor transplant? 
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Ares
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 20:00 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Duh. We just kinda responed "uh..ok" to it.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 20:12 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Yep, but you didn't go to a website to try and debunk it, did you? 
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Ares
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 20:19 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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nope. I just checked out the site after he posted the link. It is kinda cool though, check some of it out.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 20:22 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Yep, I've posted many of those pages on boards myself. I think it's a must if one's going to post "factual" information
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Ares
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 20:27 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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amen.
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Kraken
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 22:16 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Just make sure to check the 'additions' section at least twice a week. There's some real nifty stuff there!
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Cadet
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 22:17 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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You know...I might just start flying agian...but then again some of those stewardessess aren't exactly hotties....
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2002 23:01 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Three words that kill this theory. Male flight attendants. I believe someone posted what my response would be...
"My eyes! My eyes!"
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 19-Apr-2002 07:46 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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You must be fair Hardware...You just need to have a Male and a Female section on the plane. We can work out the bugs of the plan as we write up the bill.....
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ICER
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| Posted: 19-Apr-2002 10:29 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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Hotties, Nakeness,Closed in spaces,
Sign me up. I would fly just for the hell of it.
Of course my wife would have some issues with it. But I would not
Do you think they would do lap dances? ICER starts to drool
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| Posted: 19-Apr-2002 12:48 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings |
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In First Class.. Hands a Napkin to ICER...
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