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Kraken
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 Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:27 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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What would happen if someone registered a critical miss with a vorpal two-handed sword?
Just giveit your wildest guess.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:31 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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Some silly Mage will come along and want to control it, Master it or mate with it.
-Sir Henry
[ This Message was edited by: Sir Henry on 2002-02-04 20:32 ]
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ICER
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:34 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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SEE. it thought like that, That causes issue with BADD and other groups.
HHHMMMM. You know. that idea does give me some ideas. HEE HEE
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chihawk
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:34 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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He'd cut off his own "on" arm...I know 'cause something very similar to this happened in one of my campaigns a while back 
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:37 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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Self-decapitation! Nothing to lose your head over. ummmmm, I guess it is.
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 20:45 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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depends on your 2nd e roll on the fumble table. in 3e there is no fumble. thou a 1 is auto-matic miss. n considering weapons, class, n random events. a 6th lvl fighter can have a +15 to-hit. you need a 1.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 21:35 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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We've had someone shoot themself in the back.
Fumble tables...Don't you just love 'em
Ray, DM forever
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Kraken
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 21:44 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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:We've had someone shoot themself in the back.
:Fumble tables...Don't you just love 'em
How?! That just takes all sorts of idiocy!
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 04-Feb-2002 22:13 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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Let's see...Run ahead shooting at ghosts. Two ricochet's later, there is an arrow in his back. The rest of them had swords, so no one else could have shot him.
-Ray, DMing is an art.
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tengu
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 09:27 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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On 2002-02-04 20:34, chihawk wrote:
He'd cut off his own "on" arm...I know 'cause something very similar to this happened in one of my campaigns a while back
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I know of which incident you speak... as I was there... poor CPT Knockback 
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 00:18 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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I hate it when that happens
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Kraken
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 08:30 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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I actually told some of my gaming friends about both of those. They just shook their heads and sighed.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 16:01 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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On 2002-02-07 08:30, Kraken wrote:
I actually told some of my gaming friends about both of those. They just shook their heads and sighed.
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Perhaps Tengu will posts of Capt. Knockback's other "exploits"...every time I try and type them my eyes water so much from laughter 
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Kraken
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 17:25 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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Or then there's some of the exploits that I know about. I'll try to post them, too.
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Rarich
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| Posted: 08-Feb-2002 08:25 Post subject: Humorous Thought- D&D |
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There was a certain theif I remember. A REAl clever schemer. He had the Audacity to ask a dragon if was willing to sell some eggs! He was, or course, Crisped rather thorougly. I made sure the Dragons scattered the ashes and such. The rest of the party had enough warning to get the heck out of there. A rare moment it was when he realized what he had done too. A year of building up a theif literally went up in flames.
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