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Posted: 19-Apr-2002 13:39 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings
No, just bury them with pigs once they are taken down. There is something in the Koran, about being buried with a pig sending you straight to he!!.
Build a cage on the planes and keep a pet piglet on board. A siucide bomber would think twice, a hijacker would be pretty distracted by the pig wondering what "evil Influences" it was using.
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 2754 Location: United States
Posted: 19-Apr-2002 17:53 Post subject: A solution to end Hijackings
Or just start serving more pork.
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