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AlexxKnight
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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 10:58    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

"The tape was probably doctored and edited and such" Alexx mumbles under his breath.

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 11:03    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

"Oh, cheer up Alex. I'll buy ya drink." The Major turns to the bar. "Chihawk, Alexx's next couple are on me."

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 11:07    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

***chihawk looks at the mess created by Knight***

Sergeant, there is a mop and bucket in the closet next to Lurch, I'm sure you know how to use it.

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 11:08    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

***nods, and returns to cleaning glasses***

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 11:56    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Sergeant, there is a mop and bucket in the closet next to Lurch, I'm sure you know how to use it.



"Sir Yes Sir!" Knight slurs as he staggers over to the closet, getting the mop and bucket. He then proceeds to start mopping the floor. Suddenly the door to the Bar and Grill opens and Alexx sees his chance . . .


He sets up his shot, shoots and scores, yelling "And Stay out, ya stinking monkey, yer kind ain't welcome here at the Bar and Grill" as the robot monkey that the Major had been tinkering with before Alexx turned his table over goes flying out the door, narrowly missing the person trying to come in.

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 12:17    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

The Major looks over at Alexx. "Oh, now that's not professional." He goes out to fetch his robot chimp, but puts it back into storage rather than haul it back into the bar.

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 12:25    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Never said I was a professional janitor or hockey player.

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2002 18:06    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Funny, I remember setting up the Simian Replicator.... I remember Joe putting up fliers....




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PostPosted: 21-Oct-2002 17:35    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

*screams as a robotic monkey flies out the door and lands on him.*

"THIS IS NOT MY F@@@IN DAY!!!!"

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PostPosted: 21-Oct-2002 17:39    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

"Oops, sorry bout that, didn't see ya there."

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PostPosted: 21-Oct-2002 20:19    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Watch out for flying monkeys, Vagabond. Or the wicked witch may get you......And your litttle dog too,,,,HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE....

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PostPosted: 21-Oct-2002 20:29    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-10-20 18:06, Sir Henry wrote:
Funny, I remember setting up the Simian Replicator.... I remember Joe putting up fliers....


Yep, I am pretty sure I saw a flyer about something like that.

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PostPosted: 21-Oct-2002 21:56    Post subject: RE: WARNING WARNING....... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Geo staggers in through the door. "What the hell was that all about!? Those darn simians smell like hell when you put a flamer to 'em. I also found out that calling them monkeys really p*ssed them off." Suddenly sirens sound throughout the city... "Oh shit, not again..." Angry glances from the others shoot towards him. "Uh heh heh. My bad..."

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